charlielunn:

haha so true though

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missunderstoods:

 Beginners

suddenwaves:

@Cat_SaDiablo

Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly

Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one…

@tchetcha @xanoquita @janita_lima @white_lady

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crocodilepatronus:

when you see him in a movie and you fall in love:

you start watching everything he’s ever been in

when he’s sad or hurt in a movie….

when he’s adorable and sweet in a movie….

when he’s wearing minimal clothing or none at all….

you start spamming your tumblr with pictures and posts about him

Then you watch his interviews and can’t stop grinning and giggling

and whenever you see a picture of him you think/say….

then you tell people about your love for him and they’ve never heard of him…

or worse, some other bitch is all up on your Fassy and you get really possessive

you know you’re a fan whenever you hear or see something about sharks you go

but then sometimes he’s just so amazing that you can’t even handle it

and you break down and cry because you can’t deal with his perfection

but at the end of the day you still love him more than anything

and you know you would just do anything for this man

@xanoquita @white_lady @tchetcha @janita_lima

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martiiinha:

Nem de propósito hehehe @Cat_SaDiablo @janita_lima @slayra

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dangerousmethod:

MTV After Hours with Josh Horowitz and Michael Fassbender

In which he identifies actors who have done full frontal by just their penises. And does pretty well. “I hope that helps get you the Oscar.” hjahkjgdf

Irresistable Fassie :)

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